badtvblog:

This is the American Idol finale I did not edit this. This is really how it aired. I would not lie to you ever.

snowpetrel:

i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re a girl instead of a boy! we still do couple things but we’re just both girls” and he said, without missing a beat, “oh ok! are you gonna marry her?”

like it’s literally that easy for kids to understand

niftyjaguar:

pockytardis:

no-llamas:

videohall:

Slinky is trying so hard

i just watched this entire video. what am i doing with my life.

here i am cheering on a slinky, whispering “no, slinky.” under my breath

I have never felt so much emotion from a slinky.

(Source: nayaspepperonis)

robotlauren:

lilykyrie:

where did the spider go?

#ALL ABOARD THE NOPE-TRAIN TO FUCKTHATVILLE